I skipped work to stalk him.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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