ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
its liver damage thursday
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