She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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