i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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