If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sext me about skeletons
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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