Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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