Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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