My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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