told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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