I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
did you just send me my own nude
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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