Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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