Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The best revenge is premature balding
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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