btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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