Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He did a backflip because drugs
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize