No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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