so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I had to cum in my sink.
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