Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
