Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
