your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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