are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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