i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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