no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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