Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he puts the penis in happiness.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I touched a dick in church today
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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