Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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