I wish I could teleport
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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