On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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