"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pants are for mortals
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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