marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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