she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Buhtt sex?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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