i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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