Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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