i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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