My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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