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your less of a man for seeing that
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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