He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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