i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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