It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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