when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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