Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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