I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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