this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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