got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
