It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize
