Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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