Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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