Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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