Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You have to summon your inner elephant
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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