I puked a lego.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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