just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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