So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
What drink are we having for lunch?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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