Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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