Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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