I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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