8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I understand Curling. That high.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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