Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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